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Post by HSW on Mar 13, 2005 19:44:37 GMT -5
I resent the fact that, due to a quirk of evolutionary biology, I'm condemned to spend about 25% of my lifetime asleep. I haven't got time for this nuts, My life is short enough as it is. Everybody moans about science, but personally if they could put Arexin (the bodys natural wakey juice) into a pill then I'd throw all my money at it, well that and research into anti-ageing. I just feel like I've got so much stuff to do and to accomplish and that one day I'll be either to infirm or dead to continue. Why shouldn't I want to make the most of what I have now? Bah, d**n this squishy meatbag of a body!  |
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Post by Pelesfury - a way of life on Mar 13, 2005 19:48:40 GMT -5
Bah, d**n this squishy meatbag of a body! :rofl: :laugh: personally, I'd rather sleep than do all the stuff I have to do right now. Like laundry. ich. |
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Post by HSW on Mar 13, 2005 19:56:18 GMT -5
  personally, I'd rather sleep than do all the stuff I have to do right now. Like laundry. ich. Ack, that also depresses me. Ironing has got to be the most soul sapping activity on the planet. And for what? Five minutes after you put clothes on they're creased again. Now if there was some way to laminate my clothes I'd never have to bother with that useless chore again! |
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Post by Pelesfury - a way of life on Mar 13, 2005 20:01:27 GMT -5
Ack, that also depresses me. Ironing has got to be the most soul sapping activity on the planet. And for what? Five minutes after you put clothes on they're creased again. Now if there was some way to laminate my clothes I'd never have to bother with that useless chore again! that would be great. I hate that as soon as I put on some pants for work and I sit to put on shoes they wrinkle!! then, the car ride finishes off the look. by the time you get to work, you look like you walked into the closet, grabbed the closest pile of clothes and picked out something to wear!  |
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Post by iAndrea on Mar 15, 2005 21:07:08 GMT -5
why are you so worried about dying - just the squishy meatbag of a body dies :whistle:
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Post by HSW on Mar 16, 2005 15:09:44 GMT -5
why are you so worried about dying - just the squishy meatbag of a body dies  So you picked up on that subtle undertone? Now that's a loaded question if ever there was one. Should I or shouldn't I call your bluff and begin the metaphysical, theological and philosophical treatise to end them all?  I could, but I'd probably bore your ass clean off (seriously... in order to keep awake while reading it your body would have to consume its own nutrients, starting with the butt, which in turn will shrink and fall off your body) And frankly, I like asses, and I'm sure you all have specimens worthy of framing, so it'd be a crime if anything bad were to happen to them ;D |
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Post by hazyday on Mar 18, 2005 16:29:36 GMT -5
So what you're saying in all of this is, you're an ass man?
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Post by HSW on Mar 18, 2005 18:37:48 GMT -5
That's right. By day I'm a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper. But by night I'm... Shhh, don't tell anyone  |
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Post by Pelesfury - a way of life on Mar 18, 2005 21:49:01 GMT -5
That's right. By day I'm a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper. But by night I'm... Shhh, don't tell anyone :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |
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