I still check here from time to time but, as you said, there's simply no-one about. If you try to start a conversation the words dissipate into the lonley ether of the internet never to be heard by a living soul.
In a meta type of way, makes you wonder how many bloggers are sitting out their typing their innermost thoughts for an audience that doesn't exist and will never see the words. :stars:
One day I was walking in the country, when I came across a :cow: . Being a city kid I was a bit :hide: as they're big animals. After a bit of :crap: and :peek: I realised that they were herbivores and so were unlikely to eat me, but I was worried that I might be :lghmp: to death. Rather than risk any unpleasantness I simply :whistle: and mosey'd on out of there. :woohoo: Safe!