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Post by anjhest on Feb 13, 2005 13:18:48 GMT -5
ME: I wanna have sex!
HUBBY: You're gonna want to even more when you get your Valentine's present.
ME: Why, what'd you get me? A dildo?
HUBBY: What would you do if I did?
ME: Use it.
HUBBY: [dies laughing]
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beulahboi
Mother Revolution
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Post by beulahboi on Feb 13, 2005 15:19:58 GMT -5
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Post by drusiph on Feb 13, 2005 20:20:18 GMT -5
maybe you could put on a show for him for his valentines present?
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Post by hazyday on Feb 16, 2005 16:47:13 GMT -5
so, what did you get for valentine's day? do we wanna know? :giggle:
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Post by T.C. on Feb 17, 2005 1:22:26 GMT -5
ME: I wanna have sex! HUBBY: You're gonna want to even more when you get your Valentine's present. ME: Why, what'd you get me? A dildo? HUBBY: What would you do if I did? ME: Use it. HUBBY: [dies laughing] we usually discuss dildoes over breakfast. then it just gets worse from there. |
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Post by HSW on Feb 17, 2005 18:26:16 GMT -5
we usually discuss dildoes over breakfast. then it just gets worse from there. Your days must be 24 hours of complete depravity if that's how it starts out. "I say dear, have you seen the dildo this morning?" "It's over by the Marmalade" "No not that one, the Black Mamba" "Why didn't you say so, I think I left it on the washing line to dry..."   |
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Post by T.C. on Feb 18, 2005 14:22:38 GMT -5
Your days must be 24 hours of complete depravity if that's how it starts out. "I say dear, have you seen the dildo this morning?" "It's over by the Marmalade" "No not that one, the Black Mamba" "Why didn't you say so, I think I left it on the washing line to dry..." mmmmm....complete depravity... :hrtbt: :smitten: |
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